Don't worry guys, I got this.
03/06/2009
In defense of steering wheels attached to crotches everywhere.
A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your type here!”
A giraffe walks into a bar. “High balls are on me!”
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, “You can come in, but don’t start anything!”
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, “For you, no charge!”
A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: “I’m lookin’ fer the man that shot my paw.”
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
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