October 2011
0 posts
An island.
He cried out, afraid and in pain, but no one was there to listen.
February 2010
1 post
Palpable.
Twisting and pirouetting in the wind arc thousands of frozen crystals, jostled and pushed horizontal by an uncaring gust, winter’s breath. Crisp New England apple scent; then cold sharp impact, ice against skin. Silence of the fall indifferent to the seething humanity below; thumping car stereo bass, bleary eyed commuters screaming into speakerboxes for coffee, squeal and bang of garbage cans...
October 2009
2 posts
low
I claim that I hate being rejected and yet I actively accept that reality. I deserve more; I deserve to be appreciated, if not celebrated. I am fucking awesome, and I’m going to do great things.
September 2009
1 post
B.F. (before facebook)
Friend: Check it out, this is my brother's fiance I was telling you about.
Me: Yeah, she is pretty hot! She looks really familiar for some reason.
Friend: That's because you're looking at a t-shirt ad. This is her.
Me: Oh. Right.
July 2009
5 posts
In Memory of: Fudgie The Whale
On July 7th, @empirebetty was involved in a car wreck; she walked away unharmed, but her vehicle was unfortunately totaled. I present to you: In Memory of Fudgie The Whale.
Friend, companion, partner—these are labels generally reserved for close relatives, spouses, best friends. When an object transcends that label and becomes something more to a person, we call that sentimentality. ...
June 2009
15 posts
Happy Monday
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/How_Soon_Is_Now_/7332269
You shut your mouth how can you say I go about things the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does
In defense of steering wheels attached to crotches...
A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your type here!”
A giraffe walks into a bar. “High balls are on me!”
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, “You can come in, but don’t start anything!”
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and...
May 2009
36 posts
I has it.
Yeah, I got some fucking Tumblarity for you right here—IN MY PANTS.
WoW reference.
I said “Stick to the plan, chums” in a meeting today, but no one caught the reference. Losers.
An ode to tumblr.
I’ve determined that I like liking things, and will continue to like the things that I like, until I reach the point that I no longer remember them, thus leaving that fondness to fade away into the fog of history.
…Or until I scroll back through my Liked archive.
“Digital narcissism is a term that some use to describe the self-indulgent...”
– Evan Selinger, Assistant Professor, Philosophy Dept., Rochester Institute of Technology (via randomblink)
Reblogged, because Obi Wan told me to. #jedimindtrick
WatchThe Snuggie… HAS EVOLVED.
Bad joke Tuesday
Finally! A theme I’m GOOD at!
What’s clear and smells like carrots? RABBIT FART.
